The Haters’ Guide to the Los Angeles Dodgers

Writing for Brew Crew Ball, Adam Zimmer presents a satirical critique of the Los Angeles Dodgers ahead of their NLCS matchup against the Milwaukee Brewers. The writer takes aim at the franchise's financial structure, noting owner Mark Walter's extensive use of deferred contracts for stars such as Shohei Ohtani and Mookie Betts, alongside ongoing federal scrutiny into Walter's investment businesses.

Zimmer also criticizes Dodgers leadership under Andrew Friedman and manager Dave Roberts, while mocking current and former players including Dalton Rushing, Manny Machado, and Trevor Bauer. Highlighting controversies, high payrolls, and past playoff friction, the writer provides Milwaukee supporters with talking points to disparage their postseason opponent.