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Dancing is Forbidden!

CONTINUATION OF THE “WHAT IF” WOLVES SERIES. IN THIS SERIES, I PLAY THE ROLE OF TIMBERWOLVES OVERLORD AND GO BACK IN TIME AND RIGHT SOME OF THE WRONGS OF OUR FAVORITE FRANCHISE. SINCE THIS IS THE TIMBERWOLVES, THERE ARE A…

Published: Sunday, 25 October 2026 at 12:00 PM
Dancing is Forbidden!
Key Things to Know
  • Canis Hoopus explores an alternate history where Sam Cassell avoids injury to lead Minnesota to the 2004 NBA title.
  • Cassell suffered a hip injury after performing his celebration dance during Game 2 against the Sacramento Kings.
  • A hobbled Cassell struggled as the Timberwolves ultimately fell 4-2 to the Los Angeles Lakers in the conference finals.
The Story in 60 Seconds

In an alternate history piece for Canis Hoopus, the writer explores how the Minnesota Timberwolves' 2003-04 season might have unfolded if Sam Cassell had avoided an injury tied to his celebration dance. In reality, Cassell suffered a hip avulsion fracture during the Western Conference Semifinals against the Sacramento Kings, leaving him limited as Minnesota lost 4-2 to the Los Angeles Lakers in the Western Conference Finals.

The writer argues that a fully healthy Cassell would have propelled Minnesota past the Lakers and led them to defeat the Detroit Pistons in five games for the NBA Championship. According to the piece, preventing that injury would have secured MVP Kevin Garnett a title and transformed the franchise into a perennial championship contender.

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