Do you think a depressed person could make this?: Hurricanes 9, Blackhawks 2

The Carolina Hurricanes routed the Chicago Blackhawks 9-2 on Saturday night to conclude Chicago's three-game road trip. Carolina dominated from the start, taking an insurmountable early advantage and extending Chicago's losing streak. Seth Jarvis opened the scoring less than two minutes into the game, followed shortly by a goal from Jackson Blake.

Jordan Martinook scored twice later in the first period to push Carolina's lead to 4-0 before the first intermission. Andrei Svechnikov added a fifth goal early in the second period, securing a decisive offensive performance for the Hurricanes.